Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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