you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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