I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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