Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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