did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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