...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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