what if I'm pregnant?
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i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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