with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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