..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
