whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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