i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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