Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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