all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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