we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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