Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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