What did we do last night that was yellow?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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