I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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