i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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