I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She told me I should be a condom model.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Randomize
