what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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