he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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