the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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