I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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