if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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