Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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