I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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