Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Actions speak louder than pants.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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