its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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