erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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