i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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