the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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