the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She even gives head with a lisp.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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