he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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