Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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