Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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