I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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