:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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