so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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