Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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