Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
worst night to have a conscience
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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