And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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