His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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