I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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