just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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