i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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