...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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