Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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