I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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