if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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