Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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