No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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