on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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