i think i have two assholes
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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