The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
