Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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