i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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