i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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