So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The feeling are messing with the penis
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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